SideGuy City · Agents Cluster
AI classifies the problem. SideGuy clarifies the next step. A real human finishes the job.
Route to the person who is actually capable, actually nearby, and actually available right now.
👨👩👧Device locked, laptop broken, router down. Calm diagnosis and fix — no jargon, no three-hour support call.
🚚Something needs to move or arrive today. Local coordination when the normal channels are too slow.
🚀Launched and now it's broken in three places. Calm triage, prioritized fixes, back to stable fast.
💳Stripe or Square setup — right configuration, no missed steps, first real transaction verified end-to-end.
🗺️San Diego problem that needs someone who actually knows the area. Routes to the right local operator.
🔧Real cost math on broken HVAC, appliances, or equipment — before you spend money on the wrong answer.
⚙️The full stack. AI triage, human routing, follow-through, and Text PJ escalation in one operating system.
Text PJ directly — describe the situation and we'll route it to the right workflow.
Text PJ → 773-544-1231